Meet the Fat Head Crew
Board meeting in session: Queen is the CEO, PorkChop is the self-appointed CFO today (Chief Food Officer), and Harley… well, he’s just here for the snacks.
Meet the Fat Head Crew: A Tribute to Our Favorite Bulldogs
Welcome to Fat Head Honey, where the bees work hard, and the bulldogs… well, they work hard at napping, snacking, and being the true bosses of the farm.
If you’ve been around here long enough, you know that Fat Head Honey is named after our beloved bulldogs—Queen, PorkChop, and Harley—a trio of wrinkly, snorting, tomato-stealing farm royalty.
They don’t just live here. They run the place. And today, we’re giving them the tribute they deserve.
Kathy & Queen soaking up some sun after working in the garden.
Queen: The Boss (and Secret Tomato Thief)
Every good kingdom needs a ruler, and at Fat Head Farms, that’s Queen. She’s got the final say on all matters, whether it's who gets the best nap spot, when snack time is happening, or how long the farm stand visitors can pet her before she’s over it.
She’s also got sticky paws—or at least, a sticky snout. Last year, we couldn’t figure out why our tomatoes weren’t turning red. Turns out, Queen had a secret early morning routine: sneaking out before sunrise, enjoying the ripest tomatoes, and slinking back to bed like nothing happened. A true mastermind.
We respect the hustle.
PorkChop styling in his new Fat Head Merch he snagged at the Farm Stand.
PorkChop: The (Self-Appointed) CEO
PorkChop is convinced he’s in charge of all operations at Fat Head Honey. If you need proof, just look at his face plastered all over our branding. He thinks we built this empire for him.
His boardroom? The kitchen table. Yes, PorkChop sits at the table like a tiny, snorting executive, overseeing meals with the authority of a CEO at a quarterly earnings meeting. No one questions it. It’s just normal around here.
Responsibilities include:
Looking handsome for marketing purposes.
Supervising all snack distribution.
Snoring loud enough to shake the farmhouse.
Harley picking out his snacks from the Heirloom Patch.
Harley: The Farm Dog with a Need for Speed
Harley is a guy’s guy, through and through. While his bulldog siblings are busy running the household economy, he’s out living the farm dog dream. His favorite place? Riding shotgun in the big truck, windows down, catching every breeze with his jowls flapping in the wind.
Don’t let his tough-guy persona fool you, though—Harley is deeply committed to treats. If there's even the slightest chance of a snack happening, he will perform Cirque du Soleil-level stunts to get it.
Want to see a bulldog twirl, leap, and spin? Dangle an apple slice.
He’s also deeply invested in the tomato snobbery around here. Every bulldog has their favorite variety, and Harley has strong opinions (though, to be fair, his favorite is usually the one closest to his mouth).
He might not be the boss, but he’s definitely the hardest worker when it comes to food-based athletics.
Bulldog Life on the Farm
Outside of running the business and stealing tomatoes, the Fat Head Crew has a packed schedule:
Nap.
Snore (loud enough that visitors often ask if there’s a motorcycle in the house).
Lounge in the garden.
Stare at us until we give them treats.
It’s a demanding life, but someone’s gotta do it.
Wisdom from the Fat Head Crew
If these bulldogs could offer life advice, it would go something like this:
-Queen: “If you want something, take it before the humans know it exists.”
-PorkChop: “Always sit at the table—you never know when a snack might appear.”
-Harley: “Ride shotgun. Eat the treat. Live your best life.”
So the next time you see PorkChop’s face on our branding, just know that behind the honey empire is a crew of wrinkly, snoring, farm-loving bulldogs who secretly run the show.
And honestly? We wouldn’t have it any other way.